Who wants a bossy toothbrush?

In researching my previous article on "toothbrush botnets," I stumbled across an article about a "smart" toothbrush with "AI voice tips." Okay.....been brushing my teeth for quite a while and never ever thought, "I really wish my toothbrush would tell me what to do...."

What is really creepy is that the audio you hear from the toothbrush is transmitted by bone conduction. Which means you only hear your toothbrush talking to you inside your head. Which could lead to this conversation:

"Doctor, I hear voices in my head."
"Have you tried using a different toothbrush?"